Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
