i don't like sucking hair
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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