Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
May the power of my ass compel you!!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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