I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
only if we run a train.
done.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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