hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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