and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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