miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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