OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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