am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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