Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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