Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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