i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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