hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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