I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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