I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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