big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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