A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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