stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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