worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Randomize
