I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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