no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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