I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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