quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I did not marry a roomba.
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