38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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