Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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