I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
BRING THE BAGELS
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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