question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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