Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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