using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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