For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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