i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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