Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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