so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Just pee around me
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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