is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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