C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
