I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Success! We fucked roommates!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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