Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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