Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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