it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
All the doctor said was why
Someone signed my nipple.
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