doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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