Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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