STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just fell off a train. Bad.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Randomize
