How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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