So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
So here I am, sexting at work.
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