She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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