So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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