"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
