Yo dont text me then not text me
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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