she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The power of my boobs compel you
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize