Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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