Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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