what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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