you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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