yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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