you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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