Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
True college students do jello shots in the library
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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